Who wouldn’t ?
You get to be sexist slob and still have a loving wife to come home to. You have intelligent and loving (sometimes) kids, who never grow old. You have a dog. You’re worthless at work but never get fired. Or if you do get fired, Mr. Burns hires you right back. Your nights are spent at Moe’s Tavern with interesting, loyal, drunken friends. You get to eat a lot. Sweet.
So this weekend I’m going to see the Simpsons Movie with my lovely wife. I’ll bring a hotdog or two, maybe a burger, chips, some soda (sorry, no Duff allowed), laugh and burp a lot.