
Me hebetudinous in my Larson La-Z-Boy.
I have Butch Dalisay to thank (or blame) for my present blissful, semi-catatonic state, being partially responsible for bringing something into our awareness and thence, into our lives. Some weeks back, he wrote a column which he posted on his blog, “I Came, I Sat, It Conquered“, on his having been unexpectedly seduced by a La-Z-Boy while wandering around in a mall.
I’ve always known about La-Z-Boys, but never really thought about getting one, finding them too expensive and a symbol of a certain image I have of American, bourgeois, male slovenliness. Something Homer Simpson would surely have. I was above that, I sniffed. Until I read the esteemed Mr. Dalisay’s account of how he succumbed, with nary a struggle, to the La-Z-Boy’s siren song. Shameless hedonist that he is, he made it out like a voluptuous, almost wanton, experience. Something clicked in my middle-aged brain, and I sat sighing before the monitor, wanting to share in the sensuality of the moment. I began to connect with my inner Homer Simpson, who I suspect was always there, waiting for the right time to appear. Read the rest of this entry »